It's not a complicated issue to fix, they just seem to be slow. If i had known it was going to be this much of a hassle I would have rented an Amazon Cloud server.
We can only cross our fingers that they'll be quick in the deployment, and that we're not far off... thou i would REALLY love a ETA.. just to know if i should play something else tonight or not.
The woman on the phones exact words were "When a new update comes out it takes a few hours" which did not mean anything.